threadless haiku

haikus are easy
so why not spread the love, right?
refrigerator

Q: Could hipster God
create a band so obscure
He heard of them not?

Q: Could hipster God
create a band so obscure
He heard of them not?

hipsters & kittens:
truly lazer-guided
match made in heaven

hipsters & kittens:
truly lazer-guided
match made in heaven

"The World is flat!"
thus DJ Magellan scratched.
multi-platinum.

"The World is flat!"
thus DJ Magellan scratched.
multi-platinum.

the age-old adage:
don’t bring cash to a knife fight.
bacon, thinly sliced

the age-old adage:
don’t bring cash to a knife fight.
bacon, thinly sliced

Books are dangerous!
You should break their spines before…
well, um…just in case?

Books are dangerous!
You should break their spines before…
well, um…just in case?

"I am Lazarus,
come from the dead, come to BRAAAAAAAINNS”
- J Alfred Prufrock

"I am Lazarus,
come from the dead, come to BRAAAAAAAINNS”
- J Alfred Prufrock

*mmm, (reading sounds) hmm*
“Oh, I see what you did there.”
“Let’s test your claim.” *slice*

*mmm, (reading sounds) hmm*
“Oh, I see what you did there.”
“Let’s test your claim.” *slice*

existential dread
monsters inside of my head
this haiku rhymed! … (shit)

existential dread
monsters inside of my head
this haiku rhymed! … (shit)

giraffes have it rough
“ooh, such long necks!” they decry
also, “help, save me!”

giraffes have it rough
“ooh, such long necks!” they decry
also, “help, save me!”

*sigh* stereotypes.
well at least we know one thing:
vampires like tattoos

*sigh* stereotypes.
well at least we know one thing:
vampires like tattoos

cute girl picks her nose 
with sketchy vintage foam hand.
don’t know where that’s been…

cute girl picks her nose
with sketchy vintage foam hand.
don’t know where that’s been…