Q: Could hipster God
create a band so obscure
He heard of them not?
hipsters & kittens:
truly lazer-guided
match made in heaven
the age-old adage:
don’t bring cash to a knife fight.
bacon, thinly sliced
Books are dangerous!
You should break their spines before…
well, um…just in case?
“I am Lazarus,
come from the dead, come to BRAAAAAAAINNS”
- J Alfred Prufrock
*mmm, (reading sounds) hmm*
“Oh, I see what you did there.”
“Let’s test your claim.” *slice*
existential dread
monsters inside of my head
this haiku rhymed! … (shit)
giraffes have it rough
“ooh, such long necks!” they decry
also, “help, save me!”
*sigh* stereotypes.
well at least we know one thing:
vampires like tattoos
cute girl picks her nose
with sketchy vintage foam hand.
don’t know where that’s been…
